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zooeydeschanel: (smugchanel)

oh yes, there will be deschanel

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Created on 2009-05-02 02:04:30 (#195428), last updated 2009-05-11 (436 weeks ago)

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Name:zooey
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well well
if i were zooey deschanel
you'd bid your excuses a hasty farewell
no "but, but, but, but-"
you'd be under my spell
no "i, i, i, i-"
no "maybe someday" as well

she's younger
and prettier
and she sings alright
she's richer
and famous
but not quite as bright
she's quirky
and cool
and not at all snooty
cuz she's marrying that guy
from death cab for cutie

if i were she
i bet i would see
your face at my door with flowers for me
you'd quit your 6 figure job
to camp out on my street
say goodbye to your pal
and put your dog to sleep

she's younger
and prettier
and she sings alright
she's richer
and famous
but not quite as bright
she's quirky
and cool
and not at all snooty
cuz she's marrying that guy
from death cab for cutie

well well
you'd dash as fast as a lightning bolt
like a frankenstein jammed with 5 million volts
you'd stare at me like a drool dribbling dolt
stick by my side like a teat suckling colt

she's younger
and prettier
and she sings alright
she's richer
and famous
but not quite as bright
she's quirky
and cool
and not at all snooty
cuz she's marrying that guy
from death cab for cutie

well well
if i were zooey deschanel
there'd be a special place for you in hell
if i were zooey deschanel
if i were zooey deschanel
if i were zooey deschanel
if i were zooey deschanel

well well well


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